RT @Joanna__Hardy: No, sir. You cannot get from the escalator to the tube doors once they are ALREADY BEEPING. It’s impossible. No one in the history of time has ever made it. You know that. I know that. Yet, here we all are, watching you try. In the rush hour. With your backpack. And your swears.

July 2, 2019 IfThis ThenThat

No, sir. You cannot get from the escalator to the tube doors once they are ALREADY BEEPING. It’s impossible. No one in the history of time has ever made it. You know that. I know that.

Yet, here we all are, watching you try. In the rush hour. With your backpack. And your swears.

— Joanna Hardy (@Joanna__Hardy) July 2, 2019