Bare Naked Ladies were on at Koko, near Mornington Crescent tonight. They sang songs and were funny. I’d recommend them to anyone.

No, really, they were brilliant. You should see them.

Anyway, I just got home, made toast and put the telly on to see Luke Skywalker dressed as a vicar and Steve Martin’s mini-me. That’s something you don’t see every day.

I think it’s called Village of the Damned. Must be quite old ‘cos Superman’s in it too, pre-riding accident.

OMG: just saw a whole class of Steve Martin’s mini-mes. Either my toast was past its sell-by date or this is one odd film!